Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!