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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Birthday Card Jokes More Birthday Card Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.