Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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They're really good at it.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!