Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!