Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

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Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!