Why did the tree go to jail?

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the dinosaur go to jail?

Because he was a child molester.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.