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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"