What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

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Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.