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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.