What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"