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What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.