Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.