What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark