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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What do fish smoke?

Seewead

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs!

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!