What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What does that tell you?

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So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Per

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!