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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why is taking Spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.