What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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What's your thoughts on renewable energy?

2: I'm a big fan.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!