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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

Bye Jokes More Bye Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.