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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What do you call the son of Kim Jong-Un?

Kim Jong-deux

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school