What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.