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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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What do you call a teacher who's always late for school?

Mr Bus.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.