What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Who's there! Bison! Bison who?

Bison girl scout cookies!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What did the buffalo say before sending his son off to college?

Bison.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus