What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.