What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard?

He was the Chief In-Spectre.