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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school