What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

What does a buffalo says to his son before going to school?

Bison

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Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son.

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What are eukaryotes' least favorite subject in school?

Algaebra...

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.