How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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What color is ice?

Hielo.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.

Why do turkeys always gobble?

They havent been taught good table manners!

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

Neanderthal Jokes More Neanderthal Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC