How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

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How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC