How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

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What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

What did the HTML coding dog say?

Href Href!

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Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea