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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What color is the most metal?

Ma a

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

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What is Anon's favorite coding language?

Fortran

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

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Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"