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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily?

An old shoe......and Ronda Rousey

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What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

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What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC