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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

Code Jokes More Code Jokes

What's the code name for a nitrogen molecule?

Double 07.

What has 6 legs bits and talks in code?

A morese-quito!

Neanderthal Jokes More Neanderthal Jokes

Where did Neanderthals get their chicken wings?

Cave-FC

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea