What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

Attire...!!

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.