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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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How old are you?

I said, "I'm five." He said, "When I was your age I was six."

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.