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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.