What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What's the difference between 8:45 am and 10:45 am?

Around 3000 people

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Why doesn't democracy work in china?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

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What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.