Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.