Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?

A Boosted Animal

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What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.