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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What did they used to be made from before the 1960s?

Potatoes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist