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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.