Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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What did the orphan poker player say?

Will you raise me?

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.