Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits