Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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What would Confucius say about errors made in elevators?

He who makes a mistake in an elevator is wrong on many levels.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.