Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit