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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

To raise his spirits

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.