Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What do you call a smart knife?

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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!