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Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Short Cut Jokes More Short Cut Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!