How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!