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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!