How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!