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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What has two legs and red all over?

Half a puppy... I'm sorry

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call two Filipino pilots?

A pair of pliers

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.