How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.