How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre