How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What's below the Pyrenees?

A pair of ankles

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre