With a pair of Caesars...
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High finance.
Quark! Quark!
His rotten girlfriend split on him.
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
It was time to split.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
A dead poodle, split in half.
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He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed!
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
About half of them.
Depressing
With a razor and their wrist.
Carbon dating
You rarely have to meet their dad.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck...
To get his quarterback.
I want my quarter back!
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Curling Iron.
Once.
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
