With a pair of Caesars...
Quark! Quark!
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
To boldly split infinitives!
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed!
Juan down, a million more to go.
The rest of them will write Perl
Napoleant!
Franchicing
It's been feeling drained
Because it had too many issues.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Right where you left him
I came. I saw. I concurred.
Caesar salad
He was way to high, man.
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
Oh, Plebes.
Using a pair of Caesars.
A Roman army
Because he doesn't carry any matches!