With a pair of Caesars...
High finance.
Quark! Quark!
The banana gets in the way. Banana split
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
Split the bill.
To boldly split infinitives!
He wanted a spare in case he had a split.
A lightsabre
At the Czech-out line.
You cut *Juan* out.
The split is gonna be explosive
He split a seam in his blue ones.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
Banana split so ice creamed!
Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)
I know that peel.
A banana in the washing machine.
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
1080p
They have to use TWO hands.
Because she used #nofilter
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
To get his quarterback.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
Stoner!
Joint custardy
