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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!