Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What room is missing from almost every house?

A Mushroom

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!