Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.