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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Football Coach Jokes More Football Coach Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.