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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.