Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.