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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Football Coach Jokes More Football Coach Jokes

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

Curl Jokes More Curl Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!