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Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why did the coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarterback.