Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
You want a piece of me!
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
Holy smokes.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
Americas already got two running for president.
Cuz he's Biden his time.
West wing
Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.
Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night
