Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

President Jokes More President Jokes

What would you call the Easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Calorie Jokes More Calorie Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.