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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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Where'd you get that?

The parrot says, "In France. They're everywhere!"

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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Tsardines!

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.