How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What is 667?

The neighbor of the beast.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.