How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!