What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

Apple juice

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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A Dead End.

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A lot of different reasons.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How can you tell Cap'n Crunch is terrible?

He hasn't been promoted since 1963...