What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.