What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T.?

General Lee speaking.

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.