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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a Native American accordion player?

Pocahontas

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.