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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

What's the first sign of football in the Bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.