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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Where do Dutch sheep go at night?

TO SHLEEP!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What music is good to listen to while having a snack?

8 a bit music.

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?

Bubble and squeak!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.