What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

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Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Snack Jokes More Snack Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Crunch Jokes More Crunch Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.