Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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They Both Shall Rise Again!

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They outsauced it.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.