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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.