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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

Because he was kneaded.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What country is the most fragile?

China!

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

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Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.