Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

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Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything