Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread.

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What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.