Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases?

Because they Pac-12 of everything.

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What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.