What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

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How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.