What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms