Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor