Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".