Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.