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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".