Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!