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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.