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Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.