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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What can run out before you've had a chance to use it?

Slaves.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

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