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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.