What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.