What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.