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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.