What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.