What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Who's there! Crispin! Crispin who?

Crispin crunchy is how I like my apples!

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.