What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.