What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.