No chance of blocking an uppercut.
They held the telephone wires off the ground.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
A barbecue
I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
You don't no jack!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
Stephen Hawking
I didn't know we lived on the same block.
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
One of them doesn't.
It just ran out of juice.
It was his only chance to see an Oscar
My newt.
