How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

He was hit by a bus

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Crowbar Jokes More Crowbar Jokes

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What is the best method of separating juice?

By concentration.