Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Bobby
A crowbar.
Page two of Google
There was no outlet
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
I'm stuck.
Lonely
Oh wait, there is.
Feel around for the dough nuts
I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.
They both lie about their emissions.
With a crowbar
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Tysssonssss
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.
With a crowbar.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
His will
Because Greece lightening
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
No home oh
Names! -Bo Burnham
Names
BYE-SON!
Slanta Claus.
Operation Yewtree.
Because he had no knees
A noughty one.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Just cos.
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
The
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
Urine angel.
He was galactose intolerant.
Close... but no cigar.
Coz the boys pants are all half off.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
He got hit by a bus!
Pier pressure
Cancer
Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
She gives birth to a boy.
That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you
Boy: Me and I'm going home now.
Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
He wanted to see time fly.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
To see how long he slept.
Because they're campers.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Roam And Tick things..
Cracker.
He was ceebs
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
Urine trouble.
If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Boys clothes half off.
He thought they were a delivery service
Bye, son.
Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..
He wanted to go to high school.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
With a crow bar.
The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
He wanted to see how long he slept.
Bouncing on a buoy (boy)
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
He wanted to sing higher!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Because people kept toasting him!
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Fall Out Boy
A car in first-crash condition.
Because he had an edible complex.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Because Satan has more politicians to help him.
Racist cannibal.
Putin on the Ritz.
Try to get her off!
That he only has a 6 inch.
I wanna rock!
Hey, wanna get blazed?
H-E-L-L-O!
2.B or not 2.B
R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
They were all Nervous-Rex
