Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Page two of Google
There was no outlet
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
I'm stuck.
Lonely
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)
With a crowbar.
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
His will
Because Greece lightening
Names! -Bo Burnham
Names
BYE-SON!
Slanta Claus.
Because he had no knees
A noughty one.
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Just cos.
Urine angel.
He was galactose intolerant.
A crowbar.
He got hit by a bus!
Pier pressure
Cancer
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
He wanted to see time fly.
To see how long he slept.
Because they're campers.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Roam And Tick things..
He was ceebs
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
Urine trouble.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
He thought they were a delivery service
Bye, son.
He wanted to go to high school.
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
With a crow bar.
He wanted to see how long he slept.
He wanted to sing higher!
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Because people kept toasting him!
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Cancer. ()
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Because it said, Concentrate.
It was for 'tick or tweet'!
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Not this.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
You stop milking a cow after 10 years.
Because it was in the middle of 9/11
Because we turn them on. / /
Yes, but don’t turn it on.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Role tied.
So the men can think of a solution in silence.
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
Go to England and buy something
It can't buy you money.
They both abhor a vacuum.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
