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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common?

They both lie about their emissions.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

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What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What animal brings the most boys to the yard?

The

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

How do you seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone?

That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me!

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Talent Jokes More Talent Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show?

They were all Nervous-Rex

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.

Bang Jokes More Bang Jokes

How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.