Boy Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Why does the boy could not bend his knees?

Because he had no knees

What kind of boy is he?

A noughty one.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why did the boy like doing trigonometry?

Just cos.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

Why can't Boy Scouts be MLG?

Because they're campers.

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..

Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

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Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints!

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

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