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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.