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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did Mike Tyson say to the boy who gave him a bouquet at his final boxing match?

Tysssonssss

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.