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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked?

Cracker.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart