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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What is half the diameter of a radish?

The radiush.

Wal Mart Jokes More Wal Mart Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell