What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell