What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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