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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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