What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.