Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.