Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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How did the truck get his girlfriend?

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Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

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What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.