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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

What did the photographer say when he retired?

I can't take it anymore!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What do you call a man with no shin?

Tony

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna