Semi Truck Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

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84 Jokes More 84 Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

84% of their dna

Frenchman Jokes More Frenchman Jokes

Why was the Frenchmen racist?

Because he was a bigette.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Rig Jokes More Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.