What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now