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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?