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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?