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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?