What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

When I see a "How am I driving?

Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence