What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now