What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!