What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin