What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed