What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.