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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

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What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday?

Cruising on a clipper.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey