March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

Previous Random Joke Next

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why does Marx support New Years Eve celebrations?

Well, it's got everyone out and about, celebrating another revolution.....

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.