Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.