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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.