Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.