Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Under their covers.
Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it
He was making a scene!
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.