Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Scene Jokes More Scene Jokes

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.