Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.
A little bit tacky.
You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
He made a scene.
A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.