Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

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What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What is a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?

Well, you might think that it'd be Arrrrby's, but they are actually quite fond of Long John Silvers.

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What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt.