If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Suh Dude
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
A pasta-fist.
You have a lot of appeal.
Because they croak a lot!
If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone
After the ring, you wake up!
The coming of the Lord.
Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.
Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:
Church
A graduated cylinder.
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
The plot thickens!
He was afraid they wouldn't be taken on their merits, that they'd just be seen as Tolkien blacks.