What race is the author of Charlotte's ...

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.