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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!