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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish