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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!