What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.