What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.