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What would gold say if it could talk?

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.