What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that