What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?