What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!