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What would gold say if it could talk?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What would gold say if it could talk?

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