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What would gold say if it could talk?

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What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!