What would gold say if it could talk?

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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Which perfume do you use?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

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What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.