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What would gold say if it could talk?

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.