What would gold say if it could talk?

Au.

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Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!