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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Cried Baby Bear.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!