When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!