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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Guac Jokes More Guac Jokes

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!