When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What sound does a dead cow make?

BOOOOOOOOOO

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!