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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free