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When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

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What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

If u say its not ok they give it to u for free

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!