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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!