What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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What did the duck say to the avacado?

Guac guac

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!