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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.