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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.