What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

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What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole