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Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the chicken cross the pathway?

By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans