Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!