Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

Because Donald ducked.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!