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Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.