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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.