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Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What did the cannibal ask for in his burrito?

Human beans

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole