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Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What is The Hulk's favorite fruit?

Avocado.

Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.