Quackamole Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a duck put in its burrito?

Quackamole.

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Burrito Jokes More Burrito Jokes

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.