When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose