How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.