How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Why did the Anthropod need braces?

It had a trilobite. Get it..I'll show myself to the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata