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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They have a machine that does that now.