How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why didn't the bunny hop?

No bunny knows...

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.