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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

She wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs