How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.